Randall Bruce Bush

The Caterbury Tails Randall Bruce Bush

What happens when hundreds of cats manage to take over a medieval cathedral? Nothing can prepare you for what catastrophic cataclysms await when you read Randall Bush's poem The Caterbury Tails. Yes that's "tails" not "tales," though Bush's exercise in poetic license has produced quite a riotous tale! Will the cats succeed in transforming the cathedral into Cat-hedral? Will they manage to eradicate the church dog-mas and substitute them with something else? And what will happen when they invade the organ pipes and replace the stone gargoyles with themselves as living, tail-swinging alternatives? Can they be stopped before their spell brings Caterbury Cathedral crashing down?