Kelvin Bueckert

The Ridiculous Adventures of Herman and Melvin! Kelvin Bueckert

The times were evil. Rock music ruled the airwaves and wholesome country music had been banished to the hinterlands. Herman, teenage Mafia leader and man of wisdom, was troubled by all the things that he saw in his small rural town. Gertrude, one rock 'n' roll lovin' grandmother, had obviously put the residents under her spell!It was time to rise up...off the couch in front of the television and get some refreshments! Prompted by this pressing need, Melvin, Herman's skinny sidekick, flew into action with his master. Before they knew it, they found themselves on a whimsical flight of imagination together. All the while, they were forced to battle the dark forces that plotted to bring them back to earth. Would they be able to beat back Gertrude and her plans for them to get a real job?Would Martin Finkel, the new psychiatrist in town, succeed in his efforts to bring peace to these lost teenagers and the many like them? If he could, a Nobel Prize would land on his desk and peace would fill the world at last. Yes, it was a great struggle. Then, it usually is when the entire world is at stake. The only thing to do in this sort of situation is to buy the book and find out what ridiculous thing happens next!"Our prisons are full of people who have read about Herman and Melvin. Why would you want to be one of them? Stay away from this book at all costs!" -Patrick O'Connor, Con Artist. "If you ask me, every digital device in the world that contains The Ridiculous Adventures of Herman and Melvin should be destroyed for the protection of the human race." -Dr. W. L. Sneed. Chairman of the Bored, United Association for the Promotion of Nothing in Particular. "The stupidest book of all time!" -Professor Bob B. Bobstein."An accurate and faithful record of our glorious achievements." -Herman and Melvin.