Alyce Thorndyke

The Lusty Land of Oz Alyce Thorndyke

The Lusty Land of Oz is filthy, it's dirty, it's raunchy, it's filled with sex and perversions... and it's the funniest satire you will ever read. If you are a Sunday school teacher, or the second coming of Carrie Nation, or just don't like your fun dirtier than Saturday night at a horn house, then... STAY AWAY! The Lusty Land of Oz picks up where The Horny Wizard of Oz left off, but with the introduction of Tip, a well endowed young man forced into the 'service' of the meanest Witch in Oz. Tip decides to lay a trap for Mombi (the Witch). Unfortunately, Mombi escapes the trap and decides to turn Tip into a statue that will 'pleasure her' forever. Off Tip goes, on a mad romp through a perverted land, picking up strangers with stranger appendages, a step ahead of Mombi, and always trying to figure out why he just...can't...uh...you know. You want fun? You want more diddling than a diddler can diddle? It's The Lusty Land of Oz for you!About the Author Alyce Thorndyke was raised in the deep south. A tomboy in the beginning, she eventually realized that men, and women, are a cause to celebrate...or to loathe. She has worked as a waitress, a stripper, and even spent some time on her back. Not wanting to catch a disease, she became a numbers runner, worked for the Democrat National Committee, and smuggled dope across the Mexican border. She took the money she made smuggling and invested it wisely. Currently, she hangs out in Hollywood, searching for her soul mate. She figures it is a lost cause, but what the heck.