Camillus John

Wiping My Milk Moustache Clean With My Sleeve Camillus John

Does life change forever when your Da starts hugging you in other people's dreams? Yes, he's back with his fifth book. In this instance, Kebab poembaggery of the highest order. A design for spice and contemplation. How far down Camillus John's headbanger's hole do you really want to go? Includes -Headbanger's Hole, Play New Year's Day By U2, Heating Sprouts Up A Dog's Arse, Halloween Sparkler For A Cock Introduction, The Best Jazz Flute Album Of All Time, From The Arse Of A Chicken, After You've Wiped Your Arse But Before You've Washed Your Hands, Jaws Bit My Sister's Nose, Why Does My Tossed Pancake Always Stick To The Ceiling On Pancake Tuesday? Bono's Cock Is My Plectrum And many more poembags from the wild frontiers of alternative literature. Cover this book with flowery wallpaper to keep it pristine and smelling of tulips forever. From Ballyer Press.