Alicia Antonio

Sh*t I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was A Teenager Alicia Antonio

Everybody poops. It's still funny.
This success handbook for teens comes from a sage 30-something who has managed to not eff up her own life (too much).
Written in her trademark style - biting truth with a hint of dry Aussie wit, Alicia Antonio hails from everybody's favorite microgeneration; Xennials.
The last generation to experience an analog childhood and the first to grow up digital - Alicia has certainly had a weird and wonderful journey to adulting.
Despite being told by a teacher that she had "strayed so far off the path, she'd never make it back" Alicia still got to play a vampire on True Blood. Proof that you should always just grab the closest chainsaw and forge your own path through the woods as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.
Featuring timeless advice, such as:
Stuff is totally unimportant. It's nice. But it's stuff.
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Think about this - one day, you'll have to go a lounge bar at The Golden Nugget in Vegas to hear Justin Bieber sing his classics. This book is actually relatable, reliable life tips from someone who made it out of adolescence (mostly) unscathed, wrapped up in a bunch of approachable satire the whole family will love!