J K Marker

Piss Off, Holidays. I'm Coloring J K Marker

Holidays can be stressful times. And along with the big ones, the calendar is filled with genuinely useless "days of celebration." This book gives you a chance to work through the stress that holidays bring while telling some to "Piss Off." Let's just try and relax. It's time to color.

This coloring book is filled with intricate designs behind phrases and images meant to celebrate and make you laugh. Words like "Happy New Year, don't fuck this one up" to mark New Year's Day, "Thanks Daddy" for Father's Day, and "Don't Be a Dick" to remind others to celebrate Memorial Day the correct way.

This Coloring Book offers:

Stress Relieving Designs that are Great for Relaxation. Each coloring page is designed to provide calmness and relaxation by making you laugh. Well-crafted illustrations and designs that lay the groundwork for you to create your own masterpieces. High-Resolution Printing. Each picture is printed in high resolution to offer crisp, sharp designs that enable trouble-free coloring. Single-sided Pages. Every image is printed on a single-sided page so that you can use a wide variety of coloring choices without fearing bleed through.8.5 by 11-inch pages that are big enough to allow hours of fun, but small enough not to take up too much space. Suitable for All Skill Levels. This coloring book offers a wide variety of designs suited for all skill levels - ranging from beginner to expert level. A Great Gift. Coloring books make a wonderful gift. Help someone else say, "Pissoff, Holidays. I'm coloring." It's a fun White Elephant or Secret Santa Gag Gift for friends, coworkers, friends, and family. Take charge of the holidays, relax and have a good laugh or buy it to share a smile and meditation with others.

For now, grab some crayons, colored pencils, or markers, and start to relax.

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