Bryan Nowak

The Bagorian Chronicles - The Bagorian Chronicles Bryan Nowak

You think you're having a bad day? Try being Haley Meadows. Poor girl just wants what any young woman wants - a boyfriend who treats her right, to finish college, land a decent job... and maybe find that perfect set of jeans. She almost has it all before that galactic idiot, Prince Trelax, bumps into her on Earth and decides it's in everyone's best interest to bash her over the head with his disruptor and take her halfway across the galaxy.

To make matters worse, Trelax's father, the King of Bagoria and the leader of the galactic crime syndicate, politely informs her that either she must do his bidding or he's going to blast her into a gazillion particles and sweep her remains out into space. Nope, no stress at all.

Forced to help crew a barely functional transport ship, Haley must contend with two dysfunctional computers who can't ever seem to agree on anything, let alone get along. In the process she creates enemies who will stop at nothing to ensure she is out of the way, permanently. Can things possibly get any worse?

As it turns out, yes, yes, they can.