Dark Myer

Light Hearted Dark Myer

"A modern-day Tom Sawyer come to life"
From: COURSE LANGUAGE:

Doug, my personal translator, was not only fluent in yeast-brewed jargons, he also had an extensive command of multi-lingual swear words. One morning I could hear him coming all the way from the seventeenth fairway. His words were knocking leaves off trees and even Snaketown residents vacated. For the first time I understood the sign hanging outside our shop that read, "Beware of Doug."


From GRIME REAPER:

The doctor braced his knee on my arm and continued with some mighty fine yanking. I grabbed his arm and employing my ultra-top-very-best Korean, slowly and emphatically said, "If you do not go away your yankfulness, I will create much ugly on your head." He smiled at me and continued his yankfulness. I created much ugly on both doctors, three out of the four walls, the door, and part of a hallway. To his credit, the Resident managed to remove my stuck syringe wearing a barf hat.


From BAD CARMA:

I tried to hit the brakes, but by then I was filling more than my share of all three oncoming traffic lanes. Even though I was a little preoccupied, I could imagine mesmerized drivers watching in disbelief as I climbed on top of the steering wheel while bracing both feet against the passenger door and yanking with all my might. Some might wonder if I should have come to a complete stop before trying this, but that really was a judgment call considering the iffy brakes and frankly, you had to be there.


This is the second book, covering ages sixteen to thirty-one. A collection of twenty true and embarrassingly funny stories, many of which should only be read when everyone in the house is awake. Careful, you may just find yourself laughing into the wee hours and disturbing someone's slumber.