Mark Blackard

The King's Chronicles: How to Escape the Wrath of American Women and Live Like a King Mark Blackard 1st edition

Unhappy with your Marriage?

Contemplating Divorce?

Married to a Bitch?

No Sex Life at Home?

Ready for a Change?

Read this book and learn how to become a king.

Discover the philosophy of Kingdom Rule and how the author and a few dedicated followers live their lives as kings. It all began with an epiphany and a disdain for the way men are treated by American women. If you're ready to get rid of that ungrateful, lazy bitch you're married to, along with her sense of entitlement, then read on.

The No-Bullshit Divorce Handbook for American Men.

PREFACE and Words of Caution from the Author:

Most of this book was written while I was under the influence of rum?plain and simple. Realize that up front. If it wasn?t rum, it was beer or occasionally Jack Daniel?s whiskey. The majority of the words were typed out on my laptop as I sat in some sleazy bar in the back alleys of Southeast Asia or the Philippines. With less than reputable women simultaneously rubbing my back and feeding me mangoes, it?s the perfect environment to be creative, I can assure you.

Therefore, some of the grammar and sentence structure might not be in line with what you would consider good literary prose. The tone is colloquial because that?s the only way I know how to write and talk. If you?re searching for pure literary genius, you?ve definitely got the wrong book. I suggest Hemingway, instead.

For my female friends in America: I realize you may disown me after reading this text. I am prepared for that. However, the culture has to be challenged. If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn?t, just enjoy the stories.

With those disclaimers out of the way, let me get to some more important information about this work of art.

This book contains graphic and profane language, detailed references to sex, pornography, fornication, drunkenness, adultery, and what most conservatives consider overall bad behavior. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

In other words, you don?t want your daughter reading this book. If you have a son, buy two copies and have him memorize the words.