Ashley a Lenartson III

Jokes for Mature Children of Any Age Ashley a Lenartson III

I wrote this books of jokes for children as I'm definitely a bored Comedian & I like writing books for mature children so it took quite a while to write as I didn't want to steal any jokes that already exist: pardon me if there is any joke here that you've already heard. I'm only a very funny HUMAN!!!Top 'O The World to 'ya! Or, Top 'O The Mornin' to ya! said the Gentlemen or the GentlewomenU are funny when you want to be funny and you laugh for no particular reason as you are a 'Child of the Universe'. We all are children if one thinks about it. Vavoom! Vavoom! went the car in the garageWalrus: anybody ever been to the Zoo to visit the walruses, zebras & giraffes X-tra funny is what I like: I like it when you use your face and mouth to make noises and laugh as that's what children need to do to be happy: make noises and learn how to form vowels & consonants with their mouths. It's called the 'enunciation of words' and then 'pronunciation'. Learning how to speak is just as important as learning how to walk is. It builds character."Yoo hoo, yoo hoo," I see you. I see all of you!!!Zoo: who wants to go to the zoo Let's all go to the zoo and have a grand time doing it. Anybody ever been to the zoo: what kind of animals are seen at the zoo: a zebra, a giraffe, a hippo and maybe even a walrus & so many more animals. "Let's all go to the zoo today."I'm Special: so are all of you children and the teacher and all of the assistants. Thanks for having me.