Finn Briscoe

God Is a Mortician: A Brief History of Green Aliens with Fifteen Eyes, Mortician Deities on Earth, and Extraterrestrial Experimentation with Human Sexuality Finn Briscoe

God becomes addicted to Peruvian ceviche and brings chef Miguel to heaven. Miguel doesn't want the eternal ceviche job and steals God's girlfriend, Shota.

What happens when Shota gets trapped in a human body by the rapture of the female orgasm? When they hijack a visiting Mortician spacecraft and study the reproductive habits of intelligent species on other planets, can she and Miguel find a solution for eternal love before they're caught ?

With scorching commentary on organized religion, our broken political system, and humans' trashing of this beautiful planet, there's something ridiculous or disturbing on almost every page.

Readers say they're reminded of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and have commented that the style and story resemble elements of Vonnegut and Hunter Thompson.

It's a wild ride! Buy it now!