Arden Lange

Yellow Umbrella Arden Lange

Raw first draft of an insane first book. Nope, I'm not kidding. Eadie and Lancaster, two dreadfully mundane strangers, find themselves catapulted into a madcap adventure to save Inner Space (whatever that is). As they planet-hop from one crazy situation to another, they are alternately helped and hindered by a series of beings even weirder than they are. Accompanied by a disembodied voice, and Pancake, a puppy who's not really a puppy, they discover that ocelots aren't so scary after all. Or maybe it was iguanas. I don't know. Just read the book.