John T James

The Poetry of DJ Trump John T James

In his meteoric rise from humble real estate mensch to our Consoler-in-Chief, Donald Trump has always used poetry to memorialize the tenor of our times. With the release of this collection, we gather together the best of his recent output. In a strident voice that can only be described as "his", the laureate is in peak form in such diverse efforts as "Do Lightbulbs Cause Cancer?"; "BarneyFrank's Protruding Nipples"; "I'll Spill the Beans on Your Wife!"; "Diet Coke and Thin People"; and, most famously, "Meditations on Modesty" (none included). A great read for friends and foes alike, The Poetry of DJ Trump aspires not onlyto entertain and inspire, but also, one day, God willing, be a curious historical artifact that people of all ages can devour, then scratch their heads and wonder what it was rambling on about