Janet Leo

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids Janet Leo

DESCRIPTION How do you plan to engage your children in this season of Halloween? What are you doing to ensure that they do not feel left out while their mates enjoy themselves? Well, this book will serve as a great HALLOWEEN GIFT to drive away boredom and enhance FAMILY BONDING.
BONUS GIFTS
Q Why can't vampires wear white gloves?
A They have too much blood on their hands.
Q Why wasn't the skeleton admitted into kindergarten?
A No one could tell his real age.
Q Why do ghosts in Las Vegas live in haunted houses?
A It is the cheapest accommodation they can find.
Q How can skeletons eat all the chocolate they want?
A They are not afraid of getting fat.
Q For how long has the skeleton been on a diet?
A Only God knows.
Q Why did the skeleton get thrown out of the blood bank building?
A He asked if he could donate blood.

THIS BOOK WILL: help your kids learn the importance of relaxation; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public; enhance their sense of humour; and promote their emotional intelligence.
BUY this book. Your kids will ENTERTAIN you.