Bridget Chase

The Roast Bridget Chase

Camelot is under siege by a dark force. King Arthur, to save his majestic kingdom, travels through and inter dimensional wormhole to obtain victory over this evil foe. Our heroic King gets lost and winds up reemerging as a set of hairy balls between a high school girl's legs in present day. The girl, Heather, is now caught in this adventure, and that dark force comes after her, too. Even worse, how is she suppose to explain the hairy balls with Arthur's face to the hunky new boy that she met? The two unlikely partners must work together to save Camelot, vanquish evil, and get Heather back to her usual girl fix'ins. A ridiculously silly, over the top time travel story that bends history into an origami swan and then throws it in the toilet.