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A Vulgar Tale
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"Unashamedly bizarre, ridiculous, deranged and spectacularly degenerate on a truly grand scale, A Vulgar Tale is weaponised epic on steroids" - VLAD DRACULA
When a giant scrotum-like god with phallic-shaped tentacles comes from another dimension to destroy Metropolis, it's up to two complete assholes with a history of drug abuse and mindless violence to go on a thrilling interdimensional quest to save the day and get laid.
On the instructions of a tutu-wearing biker fairy with type-two diabetes, Ludwig Scumbucket and Basehead Bart set off to fulfil the stupid and mostly-incoherent prophecy and tear shit up like only they know how. Travelling through the very fabrics of existence itself, the inept duo encounter all manner of ridiculousness...and leave it a bloody wreck.
A quest of absurdity for the ages, A Vulgar Tale is sure to warp your mind and liquidise your sanity. If you're a fan of bizarre adventure, the more deranged the better, then this unholy tome is your jam, man. Featuring plot points fit for a king, a string of gratuitous brutality, mullet abuse and characters so intriguing they belong wedged up Satan's colon, A Vulgar Tale is as outrageous as it comes.
"It made me evacuate the contents of my bowels against my will" - RAMESSES II
"Better than a heroin cake" - DANTE ALIGHIERI
| Media | Books Paperback Book (Book with soft cover and glued back) |
| Released | September 29, 2016 |
| ISBN13 | 9781536906851 |
| Publishers | Createspace Independent Publishing Platf |
| Pages | 206 |
| Dimensions | 127 × 203 × 12 mm · 226 g |
| Language | English |