R P Momsen

Phil! R P Momsen

A hilarious science fiction adventure. If you've ever wondered why your here, what is the universe? Who's really in charge of all this? Billions of years ago, our universe was born. Not really that terribly exciting for most life forms except of course yourselves... and, well, Phil. The poor bastard who's had to watch over all you people the last billion or so years. Well, finally after years of listening to all your griping, bitching and whining, always with some imaginary being getting all the credit, he's finally had it! Phil has decided to explain what the world is, why you're here and how you can evolve finally into a species worth talking about at parties. In this hilarious actual account, Phil takes two unwitting Physicists on the adventure of their lives, which isn't saying much for a couple of physicists, and shows them what life, the universe and lovely little corner pubs really is all about. They're transported to other dimensions to meet their better looking selves, get taken prisoner by an evil but very good looking race, fly through black holes and help the creation of a new planet all while their greatest challenge hangs in the balance, saving earth from the most evil, and best dressed, species the universe has ever seen. Will they save earth? Has all the years of hard work Phil has done creating you beings be lost? Does any of this really matter?