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Obsess Much?: a Neurotic Vampire's Tale Brandi Leigh Hall
Obsess Much?: a Neurotic Vampire's Tale
Brandi Leigh Hall
Publisher Marketing: Forget everything you know about therapy--and Vampires--as you step inside the neurotic world of this Quirky Urban Fantasy! BLOOD IS MY ANTIDEPRESSANT OF CHOICE--BUT SHE IS THE CURE FOR MY INSANITY. As if the eviction of my humanity wasn't punishment enough, I was forced to go through the after-life battling my unquenchable-vampire-thirst-and unprecedented contracted neuroses-when a bitter patient sentenced me to life in mental torment over a century ago. Can't say my esteemed colleagues ever received such a gracious gift for their shitty advice. But hey, that's just my special breed of good luck, I suppose. Go figure! To make matters worse, the only drug strong enough to calm my compulsive behavior comes at a tepid 98.6 . That is, until the day I almost kill the new girl in town, Sage Bennett. But the second I breathe in her calming scent, time stands still. And those manic thoughts of ending my pain vanish. When I'm near her, I no longer hunger for blood, or perfection. I finally feel human, in ways I never knew when I was alive. So when Sage turns out to be even nuttier than I am, my desire to help rides shotgun to everything else in my neurotic, immortal world. But what if suicidal tendencies aren't something I can cure with fifty minutes of therapy-or a pill? And in the end, will I be strong enough to do whatever it takes to save her? THERAPY HAS NEVER BEEN SO TWISTED! (A modern day Interview With The Vampire meets Monk) CONTENT RATING: R Yes, there are a few naughty scenes, but nothing raunchy. Just be warned our moody vamp does have a bit of a potty mouth." Contributor Bio: Hall, Brandi Leigh Brandi lives in central Pennsylvania with her fur-ball cats (Onyx and Klepto), where she spends most of her time attached to her laptops, reading books, appeasing her sweet tooth, and watching TV for motivation. Growing up in a haunted house inspired Brandi's fascination with the paranormal, so it only made sense that she'd write Urban Fantasy books for both teens and adults. Brandi hasn't been lucky enough to meet her soul mate (yet), so she writes paranormal tales of those who have. Her stories combine magical elements with real-life issues, strong female characters, semi-old fashioned men and family values, woven together and told from an emotional, first-person perspective. She enjoys writing sweet stories that teach girls it's okay to speak your mind and be independent, career-driven, and not worry about fitting in to society's mold. In addition to the BirthRight Novels, she also has four additional adventures she'll be writing over the next few years, so stay-tuned. You can follow Brandi at: www. BrandiHall.net http: //www.facebook.com/BrandiLeighHall http: //www.twitter.com/BrandiLeighHall http: //www.pinterest.com/BrandiLeighHall https: //www.goodreads.com/book/show/18627447-tethered
| Media | Books Paperback Book (Book with soft cover and glued back) |
| Released | June 8, 2015 |
| ISBN13 | 9781511708296 |
| Publishers | Createspace |
| Pages | 306 |
| Dimensions | 133 × 203 × 16 mm · 317 g |