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Explain It to Her Momma Dion E Cheese

Publisher Marketing: EXPLAIN IT TO HER MOMMA is an urban love story with a little bit of everything - but it will mostly make you laugh. You'll end up having to reconsider the way you think about sex. Simply put, there's so much more that we never even think about. In EXPLAIN IT TO HER MOMMA, we are introduced to DJ, a charismatic brother who just completed a short federal prison stint for drug possession. Upon release, DJ meets and falls in love with innocent college student Lisa and begins making plans to marry. Everything about Lisa is perfect! And DJ wants desperately to be a one-woman man - except if it weren't for a certain part of him that just refuses to lie down and listen to reason. The problem for DJ began in prison when he crossed his best man in the worse possible way. Within the federal system, the Number One Rule is DON'T SNITCH. But what DJ had done to his best friend was far worse than snitching - DJ had ended his best friend's love life. And for that one unintentional mistake, his best friend Dick decided to make him pay. No longer would Dick sit back and let DJ make all of the decisions for them. Dick came home with an attitude, and from here on out, Dick wanted to f**k everybody - including Lisa's mom. When your Dick is out of control, what's a man to do? Cut him off? Contributor Bio:  Moss-Dyme, Kenya Kenya Moss-Dyme is a writer of fiction, originally from Chicago, now hailing from Michigan - land of the subzero winters and nuclear summers. She began writing short-form horror in her teens and won several scholastic writing awards for her creative work. She later realized a talent for also writing thrillers and erotic novellas. "The only genres in which I don't feel comfortable writing are comedy and romance. Whenever I try to write a romantic story, it ends up turning dark and the couple will go from taking marriage vows to going on a crime spree! So I tend to stay away from those genres altogether." The upcoming Halloween season will bear the fruit of Daymares, a frightening collection of short stories that will have you watching your friends and your enemies a bit closer. Early 2015 will bring Dead-Zoned, a novel about an urban zombie apocalypse. "I love zombies and the supernatural! But there's nothing scarier to me than HUMANS and the unimaginable depths of depravity of which we are capable. You see it in the news every day and you ask yourself, 'what kind of monster...?' That's what I love to explore in my writing, characters that are like the people you think you know - but you really don't know after all. I create them - and then I like to set them free - does that sound a little strange?"