John Problem

The Government's Top Salesman Tells All John Problem

It's financial crunch-time for Great Britain. The galactic interest charges on the National Debt must be paid. The Prime Minister and the Cabinet are desperate to sell assets to raise cash. Only one man can save the nation. Jason Bryggs. He'll sell anything to maximise his bonus...."I get a bonus when I've sold off some British asset and the PM can pay a bit of the National Debt interest, with the proceeds. I'm the Government's number one salesman. " Jason Bryggs. Appointed to sell whatever I can that's British. There wasn't much left to sell of poor old UK when I started, I can tell you, but thanks to my native creativity and true British grit, I'm hoping to sell a lot of stuff I'm not normally allowed to divulge under the new Freedom of Information act......"