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Games for Better Living Collection: Torpedo Your Balls, Cooter Comet, Pain-stang and Thirteen Ball Aukey Wikoff 1st edition

This is the greatest collection of games to ever exist! Featuring Torpedo Your Balls - The Swimming Pool Game, Cooter Comet - The Other Swimming Pool Game, Pain-Stang - The Driving Game and 13-Ball the Billiards game. Learn the rules, and start enjoying life again as if you were a child on ecstasy! Torpedo Your Balls didn't just backstroke its way onto paper. It is in fact the result of hours of chlorinated paranoia, sideways looks from concerned strangers, and pool times cut short for dozens of confused children. No other pool-time game is as unignorable, so outwardly detested, and so secretly admired. A champion of Torpedo Your Balls is a champion of life. Get ready to ruin pool time forever. Cooter Comet didn't just butterfly its way onto paper. It is in fact the result of hours of chlorinated jealousy, sideways looks from concerned mothers, and pool times cut short for dozens of confused children. No other pool-time game is as sensual, so secretly taboo, and so openly risque. Everyone is a champion of Cooter Comet, and you're welcome! PAIN-Stang is not a tried-ass old game like Slug bug, Punch Buggy or even that pathetic attempt to revitalize a washed up car game Punch Buggy 2.0. This is a new game for new people who enjoy new things! The underground Billiards game no one is talking about, but everyone is playing. Learn the rules and the hardship that Aukey had to overcome to get this book to the masses.