George Won\'t

Repugnicants: the Wacky World of Republican Politics George Won\'t

Publisher Marketing: Meet the caricatures: Mutt Romnoid: The Panderer - A robot candidate without a personality or character Snoot Gingrich: The Professor - An intellectually dishonest candidate of kooky ideas with hefty baggage to match his girth P. Rick Perry: The Clown - A Yee-haw candidate without a clue Michele Babblethump: The Loony - Ms. Crazy Eyes who passionately defends Supply Side economics as the second coming of the savior Run Paul: The Radical - A perpetual candidate whose rabid supporters almost make him seem sane Herman Lametrain Pizza: The Victim - Undone by unsubstantiated rumors circulated by former mistresses and the lamestream media. Donald Dump: The ego-maniac whose public pronouncements are as absurd as his hair Saint Sarah: The babbling ex-beauty queen who can't seem to finish anything including her run-on sentences George B. Wush: The Has - Been whose 8 years in office are today recognized by historians as the low point in American history. It's all part of the Wacky World of Republican Politics. Read: Snoot Gangrene's: New Contract on America A special paid political advertisement by the Daft Saint Sarah for President committee. ... and join us for the Repugnicant National Unconvention, August 31-September 2, 2011 on college campuses across the U. S. A. Contributor Bio:  Won't, George George Won't is the anthesis of George Will. George Will writes for the bastion of the political establishment, The Washington Post. George Won't scribbles at the armory of political irreverence, The Washington Pissed. George Will is the consummate Washington insider. George Won't is the ultimate political outsider. George Will is the master of syntax and grammatical etiquette. George Won't don't give a rats ass about choosing politically correct words. Fact is George Won't don't even care about proper spelling, periods, commas and other etraneous punctuals. George Will was educated in the Ivy League and circulates with aplomb through Washington society circles. George Won't picked up what he knows at Avery's Barber Shop on Fourth Street. "Hell no!.".. You'll never see him wearing a tux, 'n you'll never see George Won't sittin' with the power elite at DC dinner parties. George Will wears bowties ... George Won't don't wear no ties. At Georgetown parties George Will knows how to hold utensils all prim and proper. He daintily picks up food for thought and skillfully inserts choice morsels of gossip into his widely read columns. George Won't stuffs food in his mouth with his fingers just like the rest of the locals at the Squat and Gobble in Paint Creek, just outside of town. He listens good to what common folk is saying and somehow works it into wordage that nobody will cherish forever. Whatever?Contributor Bio:  Ince, John F John F. Ince is an author, social entrepreneur, business journalist, podcaster, blogger, photographer and documentary filmmaker. Over the last four decades he has re-invented himself multiple times and sooner or later, he hopes to get it right. In 2004 he produced the documentary Time Bomb: America's Debt Crises, Causes Consequences and Solutions. He previously worked Fortune Magazine, Harvard Business School and Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government and Chase Manhattan Bank. He served as an aide to former Senator Paul Tsongas organizing a U. S. Senate caucus for solar energy. He has founded two non profits, The Credit Commons and The Earth Aid Foundation. He is the author of The Earth Pledge and organized the Earth Pledge Campaign in conjunction with the 25th anniversary celebration of Earth Day. He is Founder / CEO of The Credit Commons and Moneeey, Inc. He is also the author of several companion books to The Wiz of Iz including: Meaningful Money, Common Cents, Wall Street Versus Main Street, Main Street Versus Wall Street to two mirroring political parodies, Repugnicance and Repugnicants. He is an honors graduate of Harvard College where he was First Marshal (President) of his graduating class, and an All American athlete. He received his MBA from Harvard Business School in Finance. He has won several prestigious awards including being selected in company of numerous historical figures as a "Better World Hero."