Clifford H. Hodges

Cliff's Life, and Other Things Clifford H. Hodges

My publisher has asked me to make suggestions why people should buy my book. Well! Besides making a good doorstop, You can use it to throw at Your neighbors cat, that keeps bringing dead mice and lizards to Your front door. It can make a good start for Your next paper drive, that will make You a very responsible Green Citizen. Huh? He wants content? Oh! Well that's different. I have never climbed Mount Everest, or swam across the Pacific Ocean, but I have still led a very interesting life, and I will tell You all about it. And at no additional charge, You get "Cliff's Quips", my own brand of warped humor. You get "Advice". Some is so brilliant that even Solomon would be impressed. You get haps and mishaps. You get Adventure and near sexual encounters. As a retired Geologist, I will throw in a little Geology, but only that which a person of Your great intelligence would enjoy. You will get more variety than You would get in a 10 cent store, but what You won't get is "Continuity". You will have to be on Your toes at all times, or You will have a hard time keeping up. I switch from one subject to another, or from past to present in the blink of an eye. All with the same thought. "To either be entertaining, or hopefully humorous".