Robert Offermann

The Good News of Elvis Christ, Savior and King of Rock and Roll Robert Offermann

The Good News of Elvis Christ, Savior and King of Rock and Roll. Finally, a Gospel with relatable characters! A story of hope, love, faith and redemption, against a satirical backdrop of funk, rock, punk and oldschool hip hop. Whether you're an atheist, an agnostic, or a Christian with a sense of humor (and a love of 20th Century music), there's something in this Gospel for everyone. You'll laugh until you can't breathe. This foundational text of Elvianity teaches us that James Brown, The Godfather of Soul, created the Gates of Graceland and the earth. That Elvis Christ was his only son, conceived by The Funk, born of the Virgin Mary. He taught, suffered, was crucified, buried and rose again then ascended into heaven to sit at the right hand of James Brown, The Godfather of Soul. Though the faith has its doubters, no man can disprove one word herein, the word of our Godfather of Soul in Memphis. The Gates of Graceland are open for you, if only you will accept Him.