An Alternate Reality Where Mello Yello Is More Popular Than Mtn Dew - Christian Patterson - Books - fog machine - 9780997298611 - June 1, 2016
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Christian Patterson (b. 1991, Auburn WA)







Multicolored clouds converging--pyrotechnic arrows slamming into the chest--an apology that no one hears--Christian Patterson has crafted a strange kind of light orb that feels totally, 100% extraterrestrial. His poems oscillate between ego and id and disembodied bedroom and Taco Bell, and the whole time, it's like he's not even paying attention. He could be blindfolded. What an honor to be alive with these poems.



-Luis Neer, author of Extinction



Patterson's book comes from a world in which Berenstain Bears is spelled like Berenstein Bears and young people on drugs fear the sound of Beach House. A map would depict an alternate version of pre-pangea in which Seattle and Seoul are nearly touching and there are 7-11s and Taco Bells on every block. In every parking lot, there is a blond girl experiencing a fresh sense loss.



-Shy Watson, author of Away Status

Media Books     Paperback Book   (Book with soft cover and glued back)
Released June 1, 2016
ISBN13 9780997298611
Publishers fog machine
Pages 58
Dimensions 102 × 152 × 3 mm   ·   40 g
Language English